Adam Calhoun - I Can't Rap lyrics

This that white boy shit yeah
Yeah

They say I'm to old huh? Father time
I've been sonnin' these rappers
I say put 'em all in line
I hit 'em with that doo doo doo
I do what the fuck I do you just lied
I swear to God, I see you my skin tone yayo
Same color as mayo
I got people on my payroll that
Will roll your ass like Play-Doh
Fuck the rap game in the A-hole ayo, Ay
Eight-O'-Eights slappin'
Yeah, I really hate rappers face snatchin'
You don't really want beef name the place
I'll bring the plates and the napkins
Goin' ape out that action
AK banana clip rattlin'
Pap pap pap pap I'm battlin'
And I feel bad for these rappers
Actin' like they want action, yeah!
(action, yeah)

Bi-bi-bitch I rap my ass off (my ass off)
Bitch I rap my ass off
IIve been this way since a pup
Granddaddy gave me the pump
Told me point it at a punk take away a chunk

They say a whole lot, huh? They just lie
I ain't stoppin' 'till I'm the
Coldest white boy alive
In real life, gorilla like, kill a mic
Jump if I'm feelin' like
Mother fucker I could hit the ceiling right
You been a shame, been afraid
'Bout to get murdered like JR renegade
I've been this way since back in the day
Granddaddy gave me the pump
Told me point it at a chump
And to this day, I've never been a punk
Lame shady clone
You about as tough as baby bones
Mother fucker built like a trailer
Home in a tornado zone
And why you always walk
Around wearin' ladies' clothes
I think you know we all know
You got trait's of a hoe, no-
One in particular, unless the shoe fit's
You gotta wear it like the bitch you are
I'd like to hit you with my car
Leave you in the ditch in my front yard
I go dumb hard
On God, you fuckin' with the wrong god

Bi-bi-bitch I rap my ass off
Bi-bitch I rap my ass off
You been ashamed, been afraid
Hit 'em-hit 'em with that doo doo doo
I do what the fuck I do

Bi-bi-bitch I rap my ass off
Bitch I rap my ass off
IIve been this way since a pup
Granddaddy gave me the pump
Told me point it at a punk take away a chunk