Alice Cooper - Fantasy Man lyrics

I don't drink tea or white Chablis
I sit around and watch TV don't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh, yeah i don’t read books
I don’t French cook
Or stroll around in galleries i hate opera
I hate Oprah don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

I don't do dishes and I'm suspicious
Of any grown up man does i'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

Say hey hey hey hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I'm not your fantasy man
Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am so please understand
I'm not your fantasy man