All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass lyrics

They told me I was lucky (Lucky)
To have my chance with you (With you)
Now last year's summer romance (Romance)
Is this year's winter blues (Blues)
I treated you so nicely (Nicely)
To jewelry and champagne
But, you left me empty handed, yeah
You left me feeling played

Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause, I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!"

They say I'm losing my mind (My mind)
I thought that for a while (A while)
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile (Your smile)
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
(First kiss)
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit

Now I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause, I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of trashy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!"

So sick of calling you won't telephone me
No, fuck you, girl, I'm going out
I gave you my all
But our love hit a wall, now
I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

And I ho-ho-hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause, I'm not laughing (Not laughing)
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
What you did this holiday? (So trashy)
I gave you my heart
(My heart) , you ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash
(Wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
Here it goes, "Merry Christmas
(Bitch) , kiss my ass!"

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass
Happy Hanukkah