Allday - Snapchat Lyf lyrics

Man, this Snapchat shit it's too good
It's like this

It all started when I called my
Friend to have a talk
He said, "We can Snapchat"
Why you wanna chat for?
So I went and got it from the App Store
(What the hell) the next thing you know
I'm all addicted like a crack whore
It started off taking pictures
I was that bored my friends are like
"Why you gotta send me every damn thought?"
(I don't know) 'Cause you can photograph
Write something and draw on it
All colours, I just sound like an ad for it
Haha, fuck it, it's downsized, trust me
I'm tryna be on Instagram
But it just keeps buzzing
Let alone eat some food, let alone study
I never see my friends, I
Snapchat 'em no worries, like
"What's up, bro?", they're
Like, "What's up, bro?"
We just say nothing
But it's so damn fun though (Ha ha ha)
Red ones, purple ones, I open all my cubes
It goes 'tap to load', man
'press and hold to view', uh
Hoping that all you cop is nudes
But all you get is people
Taking pictures of their shoes (Ah, what?)
The sad reality, your dog is not that cute
(Sorry) i've gotta put my phone away
I've got a lot to do

But Snapchat, it's so addictive and shit

I was the guy dissing selfies
Saying they're lame (Mmm, they are)
But fuck it, man
Selfies are the name of the game
(I guess so) but you've got to do it sneaky
If you're taking the train
That's called 'the look-away'
Quickly just take it and aim
Like, hope nobody noticed
Now don't forget to focus
Or it will come out bogus
Now share your precious moments
How I'm used to feeling when
You see the photos open (I know, right?)
But there is no reply
So you just sit there hoping
It comes in twenty minutes
So you know they've been posing
And it's the dead of winter
And they don't have no clothes on
That's when you know you're in, man
That shit is heaps hot
And when that type of images comes
You want to take a screenshot (Come on)
But you don't 'cause you're decent
Or the real reason is
Snapchat has a feature
So they gonna fucking see it (What is that?)

That's weak shit
Snapchat how are you gonna do us like that?
Really? Still a good app
I'm so addicted to this shit
I'm just gonna do the third
Verse right now, cool, snapchat!

Yo, but sometimes I see a lot of weird shit
Some keep me up at night and
Really have a nightmare shit
I'm appalled at these photos that
Are all black with writing
You should have texted me
You're in the wrong app
And please don't take a
Photo of your ball-sack
I really don't want that
You'll be out of my contacts
I swear all your hairy
Chest like fucking Borat
Put that shit away, man
Or I will not send you one back

You know my thing, it's 'alldaychubbyboy'
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