DAGames - Intro lyrics

Greetings to you fellow listener
And welcome to the "DAGames Audio Guide"
That came with your purchase of
This one of a kind animatronic
Enrollment application we're pleased that
You've left all of our past mistakes
Behind and have contributed to
Our cause please sit back as
We enter our database
(Full of lost memories)
Into your consciousness

While you're waiting, we hope you're
Sitting perfectly still, relaxed, and that
You have not told anybody that
You know who loves you
Or is close to you if for
Some reason any of your love
Ones know of your absence
Please be noted that
We are not liable for any absences
Damaged frontal
Lobes, or loss of soul so simply give them
A fine wave and box of flowers
And you'll fit right back in
The comfort of your home

Now, let's begin the transfer
As the process starts
You will notice inaudible audio
Frequencies and ear-piercing trauma
This is essential as we're
Still tuning your ear
Frequencies to get just the right tone
And this will improve as time continues
We want your senses to be
Fine tuned and perfect for any
Intruders and liabilities to your
(Our) well being now
Please remain seated while we begin your
(Nightmare) rehabilitation process!

Enjoy