Dan Bull - Vuvuzela! lyrics

Who developed the vuvuzela
What a stupid fella
I'm sure musically that you and
Me could do it better
By amassing the the larynxes of a thousand
Japanese pornstars and attaching that
To an extractor fan
I know that's a clumsy example but damn
It's absurd trying to put in
Words a clamor this bad
I don't intend to offend
The south african fans
But, I'd be more than happy for
This crappy toy to be banned
It's gotta be one of the
Most annoying of fads
I wonder what'll be the next
Annoying noise from the stands
Can we expect a cat strangling boy band
Or perhaps a pack of
Orangutans enjoying a shag
They say it's atmosphere but it doesn't
Sound like that to me
It's like a massive accident happened
In a brass instrument factory
Actually, look if I had to be honest
I'd probly prefer somone to
Stamp on my bollocks
Than listen to this infinite din
I'm finding it hard to stay calm
I think I'd rather listen to a
Rape alarm and amputate an arm
I'd even maybe go as far as
To say that I would rather
Be serenaded by John Barnes

Maybe up yours, Vuvuzela
Or uh Voovoozeyla, Vuvoozela
Voovusela, Vuvoozela voovoozela, Vuvuzeela
Vuvuzella
I don't mean to be culturally intolerant
I've got just a headache