Deer Tick - Cake and eggs lyrics

Well Heaven's a beach just you and me
Laying in a bed of sand
With a blanket and a cooler
And a 12 inch ruler
Try to catch us if you can

Life is a party
And you can cry if you want to
But, you're the only invitee
Sometimes it's cake sometimes it's eggs
But, your the only thing I eat
And you can count on me
When your in a jam and you
Need a hand I'm free
When your in jail and can't make bail
I've got the money people come and people go
Nothing ever stays the same
But the only thing that'll never change
Is that your always on my brain

And this old house could fall down
And the town could bottom out
But, I don't care if I had you dear-we'll do
Our lovin' somewhere else

You can count on me
When your in a jam and you
Need a hand I'm free
When your in jail and you can't
Make bail I've got the money

Foot massage, mowing the lawn
Any little thing you want
I'd do it in an instant
For gravy and biscuit's
So baby, turn that oven on

You can count on me
When your in a jam and you
Need a hand I'm free
When you're in jail and you can't
Make bail I've got the money