Electric Six - Safety Girl lyrics

Do you remember
All those nights that we were
Forced to sit cross legged
And listen to jazz? It began September
Overbites and acne followed suit
For every geek and every spaz

It's ringin' bells now
I remember Safety Girl
She had a house on Fantasy Lane
That shit is cinch now
Give it up for Safety Girl
She had a face and she had a name

Now I've got a diploma
My work is passing muster
And my memories of her slowly fade
Such a strange aroma hints of dijon mustard
And a mayonnaise derived from lemonade

This premonition comes as no
Surprise to Safety Girl
It won't be long before it all comes true
The parasite that lives inside of Safety Girl
Someday will live inside me and you

(Remember Safety Girl)
(Remember her so well)
(Remember Safety Girl)
(Remember-ber-ber-ber-ber)

What really matters are the
Memories of Safety Girl
I used to hang on each and every word, but!
There are some hazards when you
Give yourself to Safety Girl
The line between safe and sorry is blurred

My word my word
My word
Safety Girl's a different kind of bird
My word my word
My word
Safety Girl's a different kind of bird