Electric Six - The Rubberband Man lyrics

Hand me down my walking cane
Hand me down my hate
Hurry now and don't be late
Cause we ain't got time to chat
You and me we're going out
To catch the latest sounds
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won't come down

Hey y'all prepare yourself for
The rubberband man you never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control when
The rubberband starts to jam
Oh, Lord, this dude is out of sight
Everything he does seems to come out right

Once I went to hear them play
At a club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotised
By the sounds this cat's putting down
When I saw this short fat guy
Stretch a band between his toes
Hey I laughed so hard cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal

(And he likes to jam)
Got that rubberband up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose singing

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Playing all that music, yet keeping time
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Where in the world did he learn that
Oh Lord? (Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away

How much of this stuff do you
Think you can we stand? (I don't know)
So much rhythm
Grace and debonair from one man (One man)
Lord, then he had the nerve
To wiggle his lest toe to his knee
Got the feeling in his head y'all
Ah, come together now