Freshy Kanal - Natsuki vs. Raven - Rap Battle! lyrics

Natsuki: Why did Monika invite a goth
To our club meeting?

I heard from the Justice League
That you were just leaving

How can you be so dense? I got a gut feeling

You should probably start with the
Room if you love reading!

I like manga
But your comics are a garbled mess!
Both you and your plot need to
Stop playing hard to get! (yeah)

Don't put on airs
You're not great just cuz you're half a goat!

With your crappy show we've seen how
Badly doing that can Go!

In every episode you leave the
Hearts of people toyed with!

That's why it took you 30 years
To get a Beast Boyfriend!

You're locking up your dumb ass so
You don't start a bloodbath!

Instеad of floating
Maybe you should touch grass!

I shouldn't really assume that you
Would bе leaving your room!

Honestly, even Amy wouldn't like
This creepy recluse!

We know that Eagles can fly off like your
Horrified mom and Raven can try, but, uhm
Her social life's gone

Raven:
When you write on a page it's like buying you
Game cuz you guys are just wasting your paper

Such a kid
Can't decide if you want me to fight you
Or need me to sign you a waiver

You couldn't stay alive inside a
Dream 'bout my dark days

Want a slice of my life?
You'd get eaten like parfait

You want your guy to keep his view
On you? That's pretty cute of you

Till you hear one critique and then your
Eyes pop out like Looney Tunes

This tedious pleb with a need for attention's
Receiving a lesson in foul curses

I'm an empath and I sense that
You just feed off affection
No wonder you're malnourished

Talking goats? Keep fainting
Guess your heart isn't too strong

No protein
But let me drop some bars you can chew on

This pro Teen Titan's got
The dam breaking loose

While your own team tightens round
Your man like a noose

Why did I say okie dokie
To this battle with you?

I might be your neck
The way I snap in the booth

Here's a riddle for you: Why is
A Raven like a writing desk?

Cuz everything that presses me gets folded
And you might be next!

Natsuki: Listen cupcake
I don't mean to sugarcoat this

You fail as a demon and as a
Human you still seem to be ghosted

It's sad your power's
Reading people's emotions

And still don't see they're only nice
So that you keep from exploding!

Rachel Roth! She's dazed and lost
Inside her vacant thoughts

On every birthday she crumbles until
The cake is gone!

We'd all be safer off

If this freaky little B-I T-C-H was offed!
(ugh)

I don't need to see your future
Based on what I've seen before

I'd talk shit to your momma's face
But I would need a ouija board!

Your day to day's so tragic
I wish some of it was make believe!

I'm not your loved ones' feelings
So don't fucking play with me!

Raven: As a kid on Azarath
I stood up to Daddy's wrath

Mapped a path through tragedy
Got sharper than a battleaxe

I protect the planet that you
Turned into a habitat

For trauma dumping onto any
Bachelor that happens past

That's why I can't relax

So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled
To battle rap your kindergarten grammar ass!

You want a book? I'll pass your
Sentence like I'm Judge Judy!

At least I don't lose my
Head when I become moody

Bitch, you ain't that bara barrer
You ain't Bufftsuki

You couldn't spit unless you emptied
Out your guts puking

It's not the romance you've been begging for
And I won't talk in metaphors

I only need two eyes to see
Your boy was getting bored

Since you write poems
Let the Raven tell you where
Your love was headed for:

Your relationship was just a
Game to him nevermore