Freshy Kanal, TheAngryMidget, Gridline Studios, Lil Secks, LittleFlecks - Pyrocynical Vs. Memeulous lyrics

Rap Battle pyrocynical
Vs memeulous
Begin!

Hi guys, Pyrocynical here, yeah
I light fires: rhymes to singe your career
Yeah you couldn't put them out with Belle
Delphine's bathwater
You're parading in this legend's shadow
Like an ad sponsor
You had your fans simping over your eyes (Aw)
But we know you're disguised 'cause
You're hoping that nobody finds out
You're not only five foot
You're also reppin' a right mug- grosser
Than mine before my diet! Go find a-
Plastic surgeon on Fiverr to design ya' a
Face that you don't have to hide
And on the bright side
That mask means you're well-equipped
'Cause this fella' spit's more
Than Alex saying:
"George, the ssssex was sssshit"
Before I hand you the mic
First, I'll hand you the L
Like I just shipped you your shite merch
You peaked playing games that a child would
Club Penguin wasn't just the
Tip of the iceberg!

Okay, guys, this can't be happening
Little T's actually gotten more
Crap at rapping
So I'll bash a fat neek before he can eat me
I'd suggest a salad
But you already bit off Leafy!
Looking at your content
I'm not shocked from all the feasts when
Your stomach's like your YouTube
Career: big from beefin'
While I'm gaining pounds from
All the AdSense, you
Can't GO Counter Strike all them UMG dents
Yeah i've seen more talent in my Discord
Believe it
That performance couldn't beat your speech
In Hunt Down the Freeman
This lesser Brit's a lesbian with
Many chins and flabby moobs
So you should just come out
Already- like Petscop 2

I nab wins like spots in
The E-boys when we battle (Okay)
That was so low-effort put it
On your second channel (yeah)
It's like I'm KSI
How you're shaking like you're real scared
(Woo)
Last time a pussy made me laugh that hard
They fell out of a wheelchair!
You're more dumb than Morgz' mum
This bloke fucked those jokes up
Take notes from Yo Mama and
Upload them to PornHub
You'll get more subs than MLG
But you're too clean (Woo)
The biggest square since WillNE!
You stole my Series of Tubes, but why?
Right, like
Who does this guy think he is? PewDiePie?
Now you're hopping on trends for clout
Ya' big knob we can tell your channel's
Time is running out, so TikTok!

Those rhymes were so poor
James despises the lot
It's like the clip fell out
Before you started firing shots
Mention my second channel
But it's bringing me success
But you'd call the Bully Hunters so
Your fans would meme you less (Oh)
George is gorgeous at forging these flows
While Niall's so vile with
Rhyme skills and roasts masked up
I'm gassed up and passing out blows
Like his titles, Pyro went and hit a new low
(No cap)
Talk MLG and I'll tell a tubby prick
A 1-minute TikTok could fit
All your funny bit's
Try to come at me, you'll get beat hard
Defile a pedophile with files on
Top of files like Keemstar!

Those jokes were something that
Lele Pons would do shit blew up in your face
Like your Orange costume (Boom)
It's Kwite an unfortunate end for you, innit?
Your sub count will dive, so guys, we did it

Right, I wish I was as dead as your trim, sir
I'll take a rope and suspend
Myself like your Twitter i just left this
Crossdressing furry destroyed
And now Memeulous took the dub
And got the victory royale

Who won? Who's next?
You decide the next rap battle is on the way
So guys, we did it
We hit thirty- subscribers