George Strait - Cheaper Than a Shrink lyrics

I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin'
Pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for
The end of the year and son
You've spent a small fortune
On liquor and beer"

I said, it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to
Some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
And you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
Havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink

Now me and her had this
Little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap
Between Mars and Venus she said, "Honey
I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is
Slam a case of twelve-ouncers"

'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
About eighteen bucks'll get you
Four six packs no pouring out your heart to
Some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist
And you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and
Havin' a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink

If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline
Then I'd a quit drinkin' back
When I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as
I can see is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's cheaper than a shrink

Aw, you just pour and drink
And it's a whole lot cheaper
Than some big town, clock hound
Drag you down shrink