Ghettosocks - Count Sockula Esquire lyrics

I used to use thoughts to
Form a complex message
Now they act as my main form of contraceptive
Wonder where my conscience is as
I watch the Jetsons
Can't wait 'til Konami drops Contra 7
The Autobot stays laser-proof-
Glazed the booth
And play the mic like a chef
With a spoon tastes the soup
Filleted your troop
Found a grenade and played the loop
Extinct cats ain't smiling like a sabre-tooth
I'll make a poop on some
Missioning toys in visors
And give 'em shine with
The glistening moisturizer
Boys supply the whereabouts of coy advisors
As punishment make 'em listen
To Moist in sideburns
I'm sick of burning kids black parkas
But, I admit I love the
Smell of permanent black markers
Go figure- I'm feelin' it like old Jigga
While I spy your platoon
Jiggle to Gold Digger
Trivial situations turn medical
Theoretical rebels get tended to
By the tentacles
Mentioning the penmanship: it's incredible
While chicquitas speculate dimensions
Of my genitals speaking of which I saw your
Better half at the show
Started off cold but later on
She had an afterglow
Bad habit of intimidating faking ladies
Teaching new languages while
Simulating making babies

I show up to the jam
Wired when the band's tired
And grab the microphone dressed
Like a vampire
Crowds get upset when I'm servin' herbs candy
Like girls get disgusted when they
Hear the word 'panties'
Butter smooth lyrics cascade
Shimmering slopes
Invincible riddles'll trickle from
The pinnacle's throat
The timid trip on sentences
And syllable ropes
In minutes cynics switch to kids
That say the ritual's dope (C'mon now)
Last year I bought a robe made of cashmere
I only wear it out when
I'm rollin with Black-beard
Rap pirates act flyest 'cause we spat science
This guy is seein' more nips
Than a cat's sinus
Your highness called me up tryna get hired
Said I'd review her resume- then
Threw it in the fire count Sockula
Esquire- some say a harsh fellow
Kids got parched elbows
Sippin' melted marshmallows
Prevalent with the sonics and
Eloquent with ebonics
Ducks are hardly movin'
Like Disney animatronics
Intentions to planet rock Bambataa tell
Em' to stop it
Eccentric with the tent pitched
Feminists be honest
Competition ain't measurin' up
I drop jewels on a town
And motherfuckers start clevering up
Not saying that I'm better and stuff
But while you pluck flower petals I'm
Gettin' medals for pettin' the muff