Ghettosocks - Dreams of Hawaiian Sophie lyrics

I had a dream like Martin
Luther that started super
Watching the clouds cruise and stars maneuver
All the waitresses abandoned their
Jobs at Hooters
And suddenly appeared on the beach
Rocking bras in Cuba
Scrubbing each other's arms with loofah
There was Carmen, Uma
And at one point thought I saw Medusa
But, I wasn't lubing no boobs for Kama Sutra
I was charming their crew
Singing songs of Judah
King Solomon brought keys to unlock Bermuda
Slick Rick remembered his compass
But forgot the ruler
Beauties blew smoke rings as
They sparked the buddah
Letters drifting up to the sky
Spelling 'Socks the future'
'Ahhs' and 'ohhs' got used
Up 'spite the screaming
Lots of clues ensued from
The rhyme and reason
And as I realized the meaning
Of life's true teaching
KRS told me bluntly that I was dreaming

"I'm dreaming!"
"Word life, I cut fantasy out-"
"It was all a dream"
"She get her back twisted in the unlisted"
"Talking 'bout none other than Sophie"
"I'm dreaming!" "Word life
I cut fantasy out cuz I differ from a dream"
"Like a dream it seemed
When she approached me
Talking 'bout none other than Sophie"

Here's a butter rap fatter than
An alley gutter rat
Covered in whipped cream curled up
On Sally Struthers' lap
I hopped in the Pacific for a hot minute
Ate a peach while watching a tornado
Spin and got caught in it
I battled a great white shark
In the twisted sky it took reflexes, wit's
Plus fists and rhymes kicked it live with a
Marvelous display of skills
And used Marvin Gaye breaks to
Carve and fillet his gills
Storms subsided on the warmest island
Porpoises performed synchronized before
My eyelids villagers hit the beach
Reaching and applauding
Got laid so much I was
Sneezing from the pollen
Catamarans brought batter and jam
To make pancakes
And fill the plates of the chattering man
Sip Tahiti Treat out a meaty leaf
'til my pee pee leaked
While petite jeeps filled with
Pygmies from Fiji freaked
At this point, I was feeling the climate
Eating a lime well-defined like a fine tit
Unsealing the wine with a seal in behind
Of a dime with a body like
The mind of a scientist
I checked her out like she
Was seeing the doctor
Unlocked the wok and started
Feeding me lobster
She whispered to me sweetly like pina colada
'You ain't dreaming baby
Keep keepin' it proper'

"I'm dreaming!"
"Word life, I cut fantasy out-"
"It was all a dream"
"She get her back twisted in the unlisted"
"Talking 'bout none other than Sophie"
"I'm dreaming!" "Word life
I cut fantasy out cuz I differ from a dream"
"Like a dream it seemed
When she approached me
Talking 'bout none other than Sophie"

I saw your little sister last week
She said she missed me and
She started having bad dreams
So how's your brother and your moms doing?
Guess you heard about the news
And how I'm not moving
It's been a minute i've been thinking about
Stuff that ain't good for my head
Like looking for your socks at
The foot of my bed
And all the things that come before that
You know like how we used to stand
Outside for forty-five on the door mat?
Man I caught so many colds that way
Lost a lot of sleep and a lot
Of peeps trying to hold that weight, now
I spend time trying to ghost them days
But no matter how I try they don't go away
Nah it's like our zodiac signs were
Never designed to intertwine
Be a lie for me to say I was fine
We ain't friends anymore, we ain't friendly
We ain't even enemies
And now we ain't anything
You're like a neutron, you're too strong
The groove's gone
Guess it's true girls cut their
Hair when they move on
I saw your next dude on some ex-to-next
And I gotta put it out
There: I'm not impressed
Days turn to weeks, weeks turn to months
Funny how things always happen at once
Word up, I gotta catch this bus