Glee Cast, Sarah Jessica Parker - Let's Have a Kiki lyrics

Hey, I’m calling you back
Oh, she’s been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch, I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me
And I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you’re up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on your heels
'Cause, I know exactly what we need!

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors (Tight)

Let’s have a kiki (Mother)

I’m gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have kiki (Dive) Turn work

Let's have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work

And turn

And hon-hon-honey

Kiki, oh yeah

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We’re spilling tea and dishing just
Deserts when they deserve

And though the sun is rising
Few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all
Bid adieu to your ennui

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors (Tight)

Let’s have a kiki (Mother)

I’m gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have kiki (Dive) Turn work

Let's have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work

And turn

And hon-hon-honey

Kiki, soso oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso oui, oui, non non! (Non non)
Kiki, soso oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso oui, oui, non non!

Let’s have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors (Tight)

Let’s have a kiki (Mother)

Aah

I’m gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki (Dive) Turn work

Let's have a kiki

We’re gonna serve

And work

And turn

And hon-hon-honey

Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

I wanna have a kiki! (The Orphans: Soso)

Lock the doors (Oui, oui)
Tight! (The Orphans: Non non)

Let's have a kiki
(Hunty, Dropper, Kiki, so so)

Aah, Oui, oui

I'm gonna let you have it (Non non)

Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

I wanna have a kiki (So so, oui, oui)
Boots, ten, queen (Non non)

Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

We’re gonna serve (So so)

And work (Oui, oui)

And turn

And hon-hon-honey (Non non)

Let's have a kiki!