Glee Cast - Make 'Em Laugh lyrics

Though the world is so full
Of a number things, i'm sure we should
All be as happy as but are
We? No definitely no, positively no
Decidedly no uh uh short people have
Long faces, and long people have short
Faces big people have little humor
And little people have
No humor at all! And in the words
Of that immortal god, Samuel J snodgrass
As he was about to be lead to the guillotine:

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Ha ha! My dad said, "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one!"

They'll be standin' in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines
Now you could study Shakespeare
And be quite elite
And you can charm the critics
And have nothin' to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
The world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh! Make 'em make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My grandpa said, "Go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke!"

Make 'em roar, make 'em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
You start off by pretending you're
A dancer with grace
You wiggle till they're gigglin'
All over the place
And then you get a great big
Custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh!

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Make 'em laugh, ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, ha ha ha!
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh!