Glee Cast, ​k.d. lang - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics

All the windows were dark no
One knew he was there
All the who's were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care

You're a mean one Mr grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus and
As charming as an eel, mr grinch!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a half foot pole!

All I need is a reindeer!
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said
"Giddyup!" and the sleigh started down
To the homes where the Who's
Lay a-snooze in their town
"This is stop number one
" the old Grinchy Claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof
Empty bags in her fist
Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch
But, if Santa could do it
Then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunked
With a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room, and took every present
Pop-guns! Pompo-nuts! And cookies! And Drums!
Checkerboards! Mistle-beens! Popcorn!
And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags then the Grinch
Very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags, one by one
Up the chimney

You're a foul one, Mr grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr grinch!

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank

Stunk!" you nauseate me, Mr grinch
With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you (Drive a crooked hoss, Mr grinch)
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich (With arsenic sauce)