Glee Cast - You're the Top lyrics

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar
But, if this ditty is not so pretty

At least it'll tell you how great you are

You're the top! Leroy you're the Coliseum

You're the top! Oh, baby
You're the Louvre Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss!

You're a Bendel bonnet

A Shakespeare's sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse! (hahahahaha)

You're the Nile

You're the Tower of Pisa

You're the smile

On the Mona Lisa i'm a worthless check

A total wreck

A flop!
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

You're the top, Leroy!

You're Mahatma Gandhi, Hiram!

You're the top!

You're Napoleon Brandy

You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain

You're the National Gallery

You're Garbo's salary

You're cellophane!

You're sublime

You're a turkey dinner!

You're the time

Of a Derby winner!
I'm a toy balloon that’s fated soon to pop!

But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top! You're the top!

You're an arrow collar

Leroy, You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar

You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire

You're an O'Neill drama

You're Whistler's mama!

You're camembert

You're a rose you're Inferno's Dante

You're the nose on the great Durante

I'm just in the way as the French would say

"De trop"! But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

You're a Waldorf salad

You're just the top! You're a Berlin ballad

You're the boats that glide
On the sleepy Zuider Zee

You're an old Dutch master

You're Lady Astor

Baby, you're broccoli!

You're romance you're the steppes of Russia

You're the pants (Purr) , on a Roxy usher

I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom
But, if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top