Gucci Mane, Schoolboy Q - Lil Story lyrics

Yeah, I got the fire on me
I keep the chopper close by
That's just my philosophy
Misery loves company and I
Don't need the misery
House full of baby bottles like
I run a nursery (Wop)
Drop top, red 'vert
I'm slidin' down universities
A lot of niggas feelings hurt cause they
Can't get a verse from me (damn)
Nope, nope, hell nope
Boy you sound like a joke to me
And you look really broke to me
How I'ma take you seriously?
Skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt
Cooking up the groceries same color T-shirt
Just got a half a bird for free
I'm sending mine all low-key behind
10 at the Busy Bee
'Cause I don't need no one to do for
Me what I won't do for me (pow pow)

Here's a lil' story 'bout a gangster like me
A eight figure nigga
Fresh out the penitentiary
A nigga like me, would like to say
That I'm a crazy motherfucker
From around the way
Here's a lil' story 'bout a gangster like me
A eight figure nigga
Fresh out the penitentiary
A nigga like me, would like to say
That I'm a crazy motherfucker
From around the way

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, aiming out me Cartier
Pussy boy, you sweet, don't play with me
You know you gummy bear
Bitch, I paint the street, I
Guarantee bloah bolah bloah, pourin' this
Bitch, I drive Mercedes, huh, hop
Out like the Navy, huh
Pussy, I can sell you work
Hold crack like the eighties, huh
I just fuck her makeup up
You just give her baby bump
Hit that lick, got double stripes
Judge had tried to give me life
Came home, I got extra
Bright, platinum records, now we on
Remember couldn't afford a blunt
Now a million ain't enough
Ball on them niggas, huh
Crawl in them bitches, huh
Icing, that's a carrot cake, side to side
My Chevrolet keep a strap on side of me
Sold it all through A to Z

Here's a lil' story 'bout a gangster like me
A eight figure nigga
Fresh out the penitentiary
A nigga like me, would like to say
That I'm a crazy motherfucker
From around the way
Here's a lil' story 'bout a gangster like me
A eight figure nigga
Fresh out the penitentiary
A nigga like me, would like to say
That I'm a crazy motherfucker
From around the way, huh