Incubus - Calgone lyrics

On my way home police car pulled me over

After they left, I puttered out of gas
AAA came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home, and of course
It rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye
Then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty
Then woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing
Would go my way

I got up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed
The irony burning me
Then I heard the voice say
"Come sail aboard the SS nepenthe"

I suppose I'm to blame

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing
Would go my way

Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds

I suppose I'm to blame
For getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for
Running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who
Didn't pay his AAA fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing
Would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing
Would go my way

Oh fuck
God look what you fucking did Gavin, you
Fucking almost erased the
Entire track, please, fucking be careful
Alright I'm sorry man cause this thing
Has a zoom lens I was, it fucked me up
Dude I know but your fucking like you
Know don't get anywhere near this okay?
I'm sorry man aye I apologize dude
I was tryna get like
I'm just sitting here tryna
Film man I'm sorry you see that?
Did it erase? No nah it could've very easily
I'm sorry, hey sorry dude seriously man it
Was just a filming mistake
You fucked up so bad
I'm staying in this one spot