Insane Clown Posse - Ride the Tempest lyrics

Dare to go for a spin on
The world's most horrifically fabulous ride!
Behold the Tempest! the
Fastest, highest, steepest, and tallest
Coaster-ride ever to exist on this
Or any other planet!

We fuckin rollin with no controllin
Them bolts ain't holdin
Take you higher, rollin' on wires
Till time expires
Swinging corners, some kids are goners
You hangin' on-ers
Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels
Get your forehead pummeled
We upside down you
Then 'round and 'round you
Your evil found you
Let's go faster, it's sheer disaster
While spinnin' backwards
Jagged edges, no kind of ledges
With broken wedges
It's the largest, fastest, steepest
Deepest, tallest, all this
And more roller coaster

It's something thrilling for you, so get on
Get on it (come ride the Tempest)
You got that feelin' in you, so jump up
Jump on it (jump on it)
It's something wicked for you so get on
Get on it (let's ride the Tempest)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up
Jump on it

Electrifyin' and now you climbin
Feels like you flyin
The carts are shakin, slowly elevatin
Sound like they breakin
Rickety, rackety, clickity, clack, up we go
You no look back
Some french guy had to look
Froze up and fell out, he got so shook
So fuck him, them poles keep duckin
This cart you stuck in
Upward spiral, through the rings of fire
Still climbing higher
Rackety, rickity, clackity, click
Now you on the tip-top tipity
Tip of the largest, fastest, steepest
Deepest, tallest, all this
And more roller coaster

Straight down, you fallin, you fallin
Straight down so fast your skin is crawlin
Straight down, you fallin, you fallin
Straight down so fast your skin is crawlin
You fallin so fast
You see your whole life flash
Your balls jump up your ass in a quick dash
You get whiplash
The shit fast on your bitch ass
And it don't stop till the shit crash