Jim Johnston, Dice Raw - Kung Fu San (Kung Fu Naki) lyrics

(Martial arts fighting sounds)

(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Naki, baby, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) yeah, Kung Fu
Naki comin' for ya', yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) I see you now, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Naki, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) Gotta believe he
Wasn't born in Milwaukee
(Kung Fu Naki) Mighta' grown up in Nagasaki
Yeah (Kung Fu Naki) Learned to use his
Hands when he studies karate
(Kung Fu Naki) Teaches you to say
He was a little too Naki

Fu Naki likes to fish for croppie
While he listens to Pavarotti
Heard he tried to be a rap disc jockey
Didn't work out, moved to Abu Dhabi
Guess the rest is histor-aty
But my memory a little bit groggy

Kung Fu Naki, see the kung fu man
Oh he is still the real with lightning hands

(Kung Fu Naki) yeah baby, Kung
Fu Naki where you been, man!
(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Naki!
(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Na-ki!
(Kung Fu Naki) Ha ha ha ha ha!
(Kung Fu Naki) He loves
To cook chicken teriyaki, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) Cooks in a broth
Made of rice wine sake
(Kung Fu Naki) Hehehe
Likes the way Stallone says YO in Rocky
(Kung Fu Naki) Often eats a
Meal with a little biscotti

Fu Naki likes to watch Hard Copy
But he thinks it's a little bit too gossipy
Doesn't like people who act real snobby
Says politicians are way too talky
Says some wrestlers are way too cocky
'Cause they bodies are soft and sloppy

Kung Fu Naki, see the kung fu man
Oh, he is still the real with lightning hands

(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Naki, baby, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) yeah, Kung Fu
Naki comin' for ya', yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) What'cha gon' do, ha ha!
(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Naki
(Kung Fu Naki) Uh, huh, that's it, yeah!
(Kung Fu Naki) Uh, huh, Kung Fu Naki!
(Kung Fu Naki) Kung Fu Naki
Give it to 'em, baby, yeah
(Kung Fu Naki) I see it now, Kung Fu Naki
Yeah

Kung Fu Naki, yeah