Marsimoto - Green Green Gras lyrics

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I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags
Comedic theory I have read
From wicked jokes to stupid puns to
Anvils that fall on your head
I'm very good at fancy dances
I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish
I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and
Really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made
Of real explosive dynamite
When in a jam, I just yell
"Stop!" and villains in their
Tracks are froze then I sneak up
And utter "Start!" and take their
Hands and honk their nose


I am quite proud to be
In such a hierarch'al progeny
To suit my mood
I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird
To Babs and Buster Bunny to suit my mood
I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert
Scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here, why
I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and
Bert who is a cannibal