Nick Jonas - How to Succeed lyrics

Dear Reader, this little book is designed to
Tell you everything you
Need to know about the
Science of getting ahead
Now let us assume you're young, healthy
Clear-eyed and eager
Anxious to quickly and easily rise to
The top of the business world you can!

I can!

If you have education and
Intelligence and ability, so much the better
But remember that thousands have reached the
Top without any of these qualities
Just have courage and memorize these simple
Rules in the chapters that follow
If you truly wish to be
Among the lucky golden few, you can!

I can!

How to apply for a job
How to advance for the mail room
How to sit down on a desk
How to dictate memorandums
How to develop executive style
How to commute in a three bottom suit
With that weary executive smile
This book is all what I need
How to, how to succeed

This book is all what I need
How to, how to succeed

How to choose the right company
Before applying for a job
Make sure you have chosen the right company
It is essential that the company be a big one
It should be at least big enough so that
Nobody knows exactly what anyone
Else is doing

How to observe personnel
How to select whom to lunch with
How to avoid petty friends
How to begin making contacts
How to walk into a conference room
With an idea, brilliant business idea
That will make your expense account zoom

This book is all what I need
How to, how to succeed