NOFX - California Drought lyrics

I once heard a song about it
Never rains in Southern California
I once saw a band play at the
Farm sober I hadn’t had a drink
Like cleaning gums or huggin’ bums
Or doin’ something that you
Know’s good for ya
Those times are tedious and tenuous
And hopefully much shorter than a blink

I’m so easy to deciphe
I could rationalize for life
But from all the strife I caused
I gotta go without taking codones is insane
I don’t wanna kill I want more pain
So like the California drought
I’m dryin’ out
I got the one job that it’s frowned
Upon if you’re not a user
The bands that are all sober are the
Ones playing the Warped and county fairs
I’ll go to an alcoholics meeting and
Get booed and called a loser
Then I get invited to a party from
A bro who works at Bayer

He’s got the shit from 1910
Bottled H that’s genuine
I just wanna see what all the hype’s about
I just gotta try it once
But I say no cuz I got 3 months?
And like the California drought
I’m dryin’ out

My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or
PBR not Pat from Petaluma
The chips I want are kale, corn, potato
And for betting on a flush
But now I gotta listen to a 20
Minute story that’s just a rumor
And I’m sorry but this nicotine and
Caffeine don’t gimme the same rush

I’m a jest pilot in jux
To positions in a crux
I’m not in fashion I’m in flux
So they all doubt
I just want some cocaine but
It’s making me insane
I think I may have broken my
Brain so I’m dryin’ out