Panic! at the Disco - There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet lyrics

Please leave all overcoats, canes
And top hats with the doorman
From that moment
You'll be out of place and under-dressed
I'm wrecking this evening already
And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for
The mildly inspiring, and
Please leave all overcoats, canes
And top hats with the doorman
From that moment
You'll be out of place and under-dressed
I'm wrecking this evening already
And loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for
The mildly inspiring, and

When you're in black slacks
With accentuating off-white pinstripes
Whoa oh everything goes according to plan

I'm the new cancer, never looked better
You can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips
"When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the
The ladies' room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with
(Keep up) with these fashionistas
And tonight, tonight, you are
You are a whispering campaign
I bet to them, your name is
Cheap, I bet to them, you look like sh
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh, and the smokes in that
Cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to
Be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer, never looked better
You can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips
"When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and
You can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better and
You can't stand it

And I know
And I know it just doesn't feel like
A night out, with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So, of course
You'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know
And I know it just doesn't feel like
A night out, with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So, of course
You'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know
And I know it just doesn't feel like
A night out, with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious
So, of course
You'll be distracted when I spike the punch!