Pansy Division - At The Mall lyrics

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall is where I wanna be
A place where they have everything I need
I love the way their fountains always pour
And the way that they get
Trees to grow indoors

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

You could see a movie right next door
There used to be one screen, now there's 24
No X rated, NC-17 (aww, you’re boring)
The mall is nothing, if not safe and clean

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, there's no gay bars or porn
A place where polyesters have been worn
I hope I find an easy parking spot
Where I might be forced to walk two blocks

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

Teenage girls hang out and look for males
When they get bored
They head in for the sales
Power-walkers get their exercise
And diet pills to shrink their thunder thighs

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, they don't sell drugs or booze
But there’s 50 different places to buy shoes
One man plays the CDs that I bought
Cos anything I want and sounds good, he's got

At the mall, At the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, At the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

The jerks inside the mall are rather rude
Retail queens with major attitude
If I'm broke I won't take it too hard
Cos I'm a smart shopper with five
(five) credit cards

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, it's never hot or cold
24 hours complete climate control
Escalators move from floor to floor
I ride them all day long and don't get bored
(cos I just love it at the mall so much)

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

When I'm hungry the mall is where I fit
To eat the food and hot dogs on a stick
Some folks might say the mall is rather bland
But the food court gives us
Food from many lands

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

In the men’s room, you’ll glory holes
But be careful of the hairy trolls
Free sex can be so rad
One time I sucked off my best friend's dad

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

At the mall, it’s always safe at night
Fluorescent lights forever burning bright
It's so well lit, I know I won't get robbed
My dream is someday I'll get a job

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)

Every town as far as I can see
Stocked on every corner built for me
America is standing proud and tall
Cos now the whole goddamn country is a mall

At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)
At the mall, at the mall (ah ooh, ah ooh)