Pansy Division - The Cocksucker Club lyrics

He's thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He's ready to take those fantasies
And make them into something real
And finally do all the things
He's been dreaming of
He's joining the cocksucker club

To not have to pretend he was drunk
When he seduced his roommate on his bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows he's finally ready to say
Some of the things
He's constantly thinking of
By joining the cocksucker club

So lick, lick, lick, suck, suck, suck
Unroll the condoms and fuck, fuck, fuck
Down on your knees, giving good head
Do it on your parents' queen-size bed

In high school he'd spend hundreds of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the showers
Billy was hung, Rick was thick
Daniel had a most upstanding dick
But Eric was the one with
Extra yardage to love
By joining the cocksucker club

So lick, lick, lick, slurp, slurp, slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a dick that's new
Is a fun activity to pursue

He's thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
He's finally facing what it means
When another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge going down for love
He's joining the cocksucker club
He's ready for the cocksucker club
He's a member of the cocksucker club