Parliament - P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up) lyrics

Good evening
Do not attempt to adjust your radio
There is nothing wrong
We have taken control as to
Bring you this special show
We will return it to you as
Soon as you are grooving

Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K
Better known as We-Funk
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music
PFunk, uncut funk, the bomb
Coming to you directly from the Mothership
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500
000 kilowatts of P funk power
So kick back, dig
While we do it to you in your eardrums
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man
Alias the Long-Haired Sucker my motto is:

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the PFunk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up

W-E-F-U-N-K, y'all
Now this is what I want you all to do:
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings
You know, like arthritis
Rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is
I want you to lay it on your radio
Let the vibes flow through
Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
The desired effect is what you get
When you improve your
Interplanetary funksmanship
Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated
Freaky and habit forming
Doin' it to you in 3D
So groovy that I dig me
Once upon a time called Now
Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"
I say, "Is seven up?" yeah, P funk

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the PFunk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the P funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P funk
Before I take it home

Yeah, I dig let me put my sunglasses on
That's the law around here
You got to wear your sunglasses
So you can feel cool gangsta lean
Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop
Well, alright hey I was diggin'
On y'all's funk for awhile
Sounds like it got a three on it though
To me then I was down south and I heard
Some funk with some Main Ingredients
Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
It was cool
But can you imagine Doobie in your funk? Ho
W-E-F-U-N-K, we funk

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the P funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P funk
Before I take it home

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Gettin' deep
Once upon a time called Right Now
Ain't it funky now far 'round
Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the P funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P funk
Before I take it home

We're not leavin' y'all
I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the P funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P funk
Before I take it home

Don't stop, get down talk
Blow your horn p you
Wants to get funked up well, alright

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the PFunk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P funk i want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P funk
I wants to get funked up i want the bomb
I want the P funk
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P funk
Before I take it home