Patto - Flat Footed Woman lyrics

You can come in a souped-up car
With the siren blasting ooh look at you

You're my flat-footed woman
But, you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Yeah we're never ever gonna part

I'm like a jack going back to the woodpile
I'm like deadwood falling from a sawblade
I've got nothing but love keeping me strong
I've got nothing but love keeping me alive
I'm like a moose cutting loose
From a forest fire
I'm like a Scotsman making with a cool shade
I've got nothing but fear for the big heat
I've got nothing but love for your flat feet

You're my flat-footed woman
But, you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Yeah girl, we're never ever gonna part

I'm like a storm being born, I'm invisible
I'm like a big white kind of mountain
I've got nothing but love keeping me here
I've got nothing but love making me surprised

I really am Superman, what the? Who the?
I really care when they hit you with a ruler
I've got nothing but love keeping me sweet
I've got nothing but love for your flat feet

You're my flat-footed woman
But, you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Yeah we're never ever gonna part

I'm like a deaf-mute being told
He's got bad breath
I'm like an absent-minded elephant
I've got nothing but love for
The suite I'm in
I'll put an operation for your double chin

God bless them cavemen, beating on rocks
Put in their radios
I don't believe in Father Christmas
I've got nothing but love for the backbeat
I've got nothing but love for your flat feet

You're my flat-footed woman
But, you've got your tiny hand upon my heart
You're my flat-footed woman
Girl, we're never ever gonna part

Yeah that's the truth
Get the best surgeon in town
Just me and you, babe