Phineas and Ferb - Shark of Danville Harbor lyrics

Won't you gather round and hear a tale
Of the shark of Danville harbor
Who terrorized our people
Can you just imagine this?
If it's sharks you want to know about
You're bound to end up smarter
'Cause though technically a vertebrate
They're cartilaginous

The monster came upon us and it's
Eyes were black as coal
His jaws so big that we could
See his molars and incisors
He came at us and of our bladders
We did lose control then he ate a politician
And a curriculum advisor

He cornered us in Miller's Cove
We thought that we were dead
We've never seen his like
Remember: This was way before TV
We lost control again
There were a long line for the head
(Open up)
But the woman folk banged pots and pans
And drove him out to sea
Yes, the woman folk banged pots and pans
And drove him out to sea