Phish - Scent of a Mule lyrics

Kitty Malone sat on a mule
Was riding in style when suddenly
Like the sound of a buzzard’s breaking
Kitty felt laser beams being
Fired at her head
She said, "I hate laser beams
And you never done see me askin’, mhm-mmm
For a UFO, for a UFO, for a UFO
In Tomahawk County"

Well she kicked the mule and
It walked the path
And the aliens fired from behind
'Til she stopped the mule and
She kicked the rump
Then the big old mule took a big old dump

Scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game

Or you'll smell my mule

She felt the fire against her neck
And it saddened her to feel it burn
When suddenly
Like the sound of a breeding Holstein
Kitty said, "Stop
We ain’t lookin’ for a-fightin’
In Tomahawk County"

Well a little guy from the UFO
Came on out and said his name was Joe
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade
Just follow me now with the whole brigade"

Scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game

Or you'll smell my mule

Yeehaw!

They walked into her cabin shack
They had never seen a southern home
And they liked it, better than the UFO
They liked it, they really liked it

They said, "Here’s a place of elegance
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
"Here’s a place of elegance (huh huh huh)
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
(huh huh huh)
"Here’s a place of elegance (huh huh)
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
(huh huh huh)
"Here’s a place of elegance (huh huh huh)
Here we shower ourselves in-"

Scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game
Scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away scent of a mule
You better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game

(yeah)