Planet Booty - Smelly Crack lyrics

You see in the Smelly Crack, boy
You better watch your back
‘Cause around here we don’t mess around!

On the Smelly Crack we fear no one
Gets so crusty but we have our fun
Try no trouble or to hurt no one
Not respectin’ gonna meet action
Show me the way
People acting like we don’t exist
Botchin’ numbers with your scientist
Teacher tellin’ us that we’re dismissed
Step onto our turf and you’ll find a fist
We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

Did you say what’s that smell?
I think I cracked my crusty shell
My funk mostly hardens up like gel
But this pile is too fresh, can’t you tell?
Walking around here
You better watch your step
Being trapped you might regret
You go somewhere else people get upset
Clean the bottom of your shoes
Well it’s easy to forget

We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

They say here there’s nothing to do
Well I tell you that it’s just not true
Roll up some dookie along with your crew
And cook up a good stink, sound good to you?
It’s not we don’t like your face
People never ever, ever leave this place
And unless you're ready to get down and stank
We gonna drop your ass in the septic tank
Boy!

We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

I don’t care what you think
The Smelly Crack is where I’m from
And I love it they say that place stinks
But it smells like home to me, baby
You smell that? That’s some funky shit!
We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

We be here a thousand years
No intrusion and no fear
Never wiping, simple fact
Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack

Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack
Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack
Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack
Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack