Pleasantries - How To Be Happy (Extended) lyrics

"Ahem"
"initializing encouragement simulation!"

Just think you are cool and succ-cessful

You succ-cess-ful you succ-cess-ful!

Hey, I am your dad i'm proud of you, son!
You are the one in my heart

Son, I'm back from the dead!
And me and your dad are in love again

"pausing encouragement simulation!"
"How ya feelin'?
Ooh you're looking rough!
You look like you need another hit, heeeh?
HIT IT!"
"resuming encouragement simulation!"
"alright we get it!"

You succ-cess-ful you succ-cess-ful!

Hey, it's me your first love
It's back how it was
You're still the one in my heart
Hey, I taught you in first grade
I'm sorry for the ways
I criticized your finger paintings!

"Heeey, it's me your boss and uhh
I just think you're really cool
Auuuhhhghghgh here's a raise
You can have my pay too
And you can kick me in the dick if you want
(Aughgh)!"

You succ-cess-ful you succ-cess-ful!

"pausing encouragement simulation"
"Okay, god damn! Look, pal
You just kicked your own boss in the
Dick if that doesn't make you feel
Better then I don't know what will!
And it's my job to know!"

YOU

"Your time's up, anyway!"

SUCK

"Get out of here!" you succ-cess-ful
You (you) succ (succ) -cess (cess) -ful! (ful)

"encouragement simulation terminated"
"Have a nice life!"