Pleasantries - THE GREATEST SONG ABOUT A CAT EVER MADE lyrics

You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
Brown tabby, emerald eyes that see through me

Put cat food in his bowl
He'll only eat the meat he go out at night
He don't come back hungry

I wonder what he does when he's on his own?
Look out my window to catch him coming home
At this distance he looks harmless
No cause for alarm
I thought that till he killed
That chipmunk on my lawn

(Guitar Music)

"Honey get away from the window"
"What do you mean honey?"
"OH MY Go- AAEAAA-" rabid eating noises
"mommy noo!" "run for your li i if-"
"daddy! nooooooo"
"wicked laughter Get nice and FAT
For mе now i'll be back for you later"
More laughtеr screaming

(music again) you're still so cute although
I'm terrified of you
Food's in your bowl but
You'd rather eat animals

That's fine, but don't you bring that
Chipmunk corpse inside
The stench of death while sweet
Will taint our house's vibes

Go place it in the designated
Stack of chipmunk bones
The bloodcurdling screams of chipmunks
Only then will I grant you access to our home
We'll sit on the couch while
You watch me watch TV
And I will pat your head
Until you fall asleep

You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in
Life I've ever seen