Pleasantries - THE GREATEST SONG EVER MADE lyrics

This is the greatest song that
Has ever been made
It has really good lyrics and
A really cool guitar
It took me fifteen minutes to
Write and record it
I know you're very impressed and you
Wish it was your song

Well buddy, I've got a deal for you
Please give me all your money and let
Me hang out with your mom
In exchange, you can have this song
(on your iTunes account)

I show up at seven sharp
Ready to hang with your mom
And your dad answers the door and
Says "he's the only one home"
I said, "That's the next best thing"
We stayed up really late
He let me drink one whole beer and
He tucked me into your bed
He read me a bedtime story told
Me he's proud of me
And right before I passed out
He got really serious

And he said, "I've got a deal for you
Please kill my son and take
His place in my house"
I said, "Ok, dad whatever you say
I'll do anything for you"
Everyone's dad wishes that I was their son
As of right now, I have one billion dads
They all come to my baseball games
And they cheer when I swing
My bat at the ball
They don't care if I hit, hit the ball
Or not

"We're proud of you son, we're
Proud of you son, we're proud of you son!"
"You're so athletic
(You're so athletic (You're so
Athletic) ) " "You're a natural
(You're a natural! (You're a natural) ) "
"Hey" "Hey"
"Hey, hey keep your eye on the ball"
"That's my boy! (Me too) "
"Keep your head held high
(Keep your head held high (Keep your
Head held high) ) "
"It's ok buddy, try again
(Rome wasn't built in a day
(Rome wasn't built in a
Day! (Rome wasn't built in a day) ) ) "

Thank you dads all one billion of you
I don't care that I had to kill one
Billion of your sons to earn your love
I'd do it again, gladly
Ya know? This is a really
Cool guitar right here
And those were some really good lyrics
It's safe to say that this is
The greatest song ever made
If you don't think so, heh
Just ask your dad