Pleasantries - The Smartest (Most Well-Adjusted) Boy lyrics

No one really matters but you (true)
Your feelings are always correct
(that's true)
No one gets sadder than you (true)
So you can treat everyone bad (that's true)

No one is smarter than you! (true)
You only have original thoughts!
(that's true)
Everyone else's opinions are wrong! (true)
So they are not deserving of love!
(that's true)

If someone disagrees with you! (what)
Punch them in the face! (uh oh)
It's fine because they made you mad! (what)
They should not have done that! (uh oh)

If you get mad enough! (what)
Murder is probably fine! (uh oh)
As long as no one does it to you! (what)
Murder is totally cool!