Porter Wagoner, Dolly Parton - Fight and Scratch lyrics

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch
That's all we ever do
There surely must be more to love than
To fight and scratch with you
You, you to fight and scratch with you

Well you just bought a foal last
Month now you want a wig
It looks like you couldn't understand
My paycheck ain't that big
Well what about the dough you lose
In them poker games downtown
I figured you'd mention that smart aleck
Yeah and that brand new boat
And that fishin' gear but no uhhuh I don't
Reckon that'd count really

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch
That's all we ever do
There surely must be more to love than
To fight and scratch with you
You, you to fight and scratch with you

Sometimes I swear I think that
You're the devil in disguise
Cause when you're mad you oughta see
The fire fly from your eyes
Well you don't look so cute yourself
When you're mad at me
And if you don't like the way I look
Then you know how to leave Bossy Catfish

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch
That's all we ever do
There surely must be more to love than
To fight and scratch with you
You, you to fight and scratch with you

Well I love you and you love
Me but we're always findin' fault
But the way we fight you wouldn't know
That we had any love at all
We just fight like cats and dogs
We'll leave then come right back
For what excitement would we have if
We didn't fight and scratch

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch
That's all we ever do
There surely must be more to love than
To fight and scratch with you
You, you to fight and scratch with you

Why don't you drop dead oh you'd like me
To and I'll live forever just for spite
Why don't you keep your big mouth shot
Well why don't you just make me
If you think you're big enough
Yeah and I could whip you
With both hands tied behind
Yeah you just try it with me
And I'll knock your brains out
With a stick of soap that's good Catfish
What's a catfish why'd you call me that
They're all mouth and no brains
Boy that's really good
It's all I can do to keep from laughin' hah
That's funny you sure are
A funny little fellow