President T - Birthday Cake lyrics

Two blunts and a birthday cake
I'll bring the straps to your birthday break
She was like, "Can I get a birthday shake?"
Two two drinks and a birthday cake

Got to my big day, call it a Percy
I mean, got to my birthday, no it's not 30
Driving a beauty, looking all sturdy
Needed a break, nobody heard me
After the break, they tried to burn me
Please watch your mate, tried to alert me
Wow, yeah I'm the fella but
It ain't jolly good
Tottenham Hale, straight into Hollywood
Stepped outside, name onboard
Come to my birthday, enjoy yourself
No strap or a sword (wow)
If you're excited please keep your cool
I don't want to dash man into the pool
My regulations please, don't break the rules

Two blunts and a birthday cake
I'll bring the straps to your birthday break
She was like, "Can I get a birthday shake?"
Two two drinks and a birthday cake

Got two albums, bro would you buy these?
One for the Polish, one for the Chinese
Are you making bread
Are you breaking cheese?
If you're not, don't get hyped
They were like, "Fam
Are you striped? None of us man are liked"
Come to my windscreen? I said
"You will get wiped"
Went through the levels
Never saw angels but I saw devils
Met a few birds, not one feather
If you're name's McDonald
Better have P's like Trevor
Presidential grime, I could do this forever
How long d'you think?
I don't really business, either way
Some soundboys gonna sink

Two blunts and a birthday cake
I'll bring the straps to your birthday break
She was like, "Can I get a birthday shake?"
Two two drinks and a birthday cake