PrinceWhateverer, Sable Symphony - I'm Not Gay lyrics

Well if you wanted honesty
You came to the right place
Though Applejack's a background horse
Please don't get mad
It's better off this way
For every garbage meme
The DA spaghetti I've seen
Remember when my parents found my
Rainbow Dash rule 63?

But, I'm not gay i'm not gay
I'm not gay it's ironic

What will it take to show you
That we're different from furries?
I've told you time and time
Again just watch the show
I swear it's not cringy!
Ponies are really sick
I've stuck with them through thin and thick
Don't look at my page on FiMfic
Unless you're into giant dicks

But, I'm not gay i'm not gay
I'm not gay i like mare ass

Forget about vids on RedTube
Explicit on Derpibooru
Turn up that movie soundtrack
I have a "chance" but I call it Big Mac
I'm not gay i'm not gay

I'm not gay no (Kinda gay)
I'm not gay no
(Dude, you're totally fucking gay)
But, you really need to listen to me!
'Cause jacking it to Braeburn once
Doesn't make you fucking gay! Pfftt whatever

I'm not gay i'm not gay
I swear I'm not gay
It doesn't make you fucking gay not gay
I'm not gayyyyy

(That was the gayest shit I've ever heard)