Propagandhi - Less Talk, More Rock lyrics

I'd like to actively encourage
The toughest man
To dance as hard as he can to this my song
And bring your stupid friends along

We wrote this song 'cause it's fucking boring
To keep spelling out the words
That you keep ignoring
And your macho shit won't phase me now
It just makes us laugh, we got your cash
Court-jester take a bow

Because did you know that when I was nine
I tried to fuck a friend of mine?
He was eight, then I turned ten

Fourteen years later it happened again
With another friend
This time with me on the receiving end

All the fists in the world can't save you now
'Cause if you dance to this, you drink to me
And my sexuality with your hands down my
Pants by transitive property