Propagandhi - Tartuffe lyrics

We came here to rock
Single moms to the front
Dead-beat dads to the rear
Oh, yes, that is how we do it here

Oh, you demand a more Vaudevillian homage
To key feminist thought? Ha!
Male privileges frantically checked?
Okay, go sit through "Less Talk"
Single moms to the front
We came here to rock

Alright, so not quite John
Stoltenberg, after all
But I ain't quite Charlie Sheen
The truth is a little bit of column A
A little bit column B but, you
You're the main character in
A masterwork by Molière
It's quite the Broadway production you
Got going on over there

Impressive how long some can
Keep the illusion alive
You think you nailed the end of Act I I I
I can't wait for Act V
Overture, curtains, hit the lights

But aren't we all just
Better off coming clean?
Instead of this endless
Self-flagellating talk?
The painfully predictable denouement
Performative schlock
Single moms to the front
We came here to rock