Protest The Hero, Chris Hannah - Sex Tapes lyrics

Here's lookin' at you, kid
It was gonna leak eventually
So eventually it did
And bad new, travels fast I think
In a moment the country will be stiff
Stiff inside their pants

All the editors are hard
All the journalists are wet
All the boys are jerking off
In private on the internet

The manager is sweating
The parents smoking cigarettes
And it doesn't matter if the vision flatters
It's the nudity, and that much is understood
(And that much is understood
That much is understood) and it better be
It fucking better be it better be good

Cause she looks hungry on that tape
Yeah, she looks so fine in the limelight
In the sickly green she might have been
A girl I know, a place I've seen

Now all the editors are hard
And all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerking off
In private on the internet
Now all the editors are hard
And all the journalists are wet
And all the boys are jerking off
In private on the internet

Between the sweat and the silhouette
Between the drink and the regret
Have your fill, but don't forget
Everyone's naked!

Somewhere out there in-ter-net
Somewhere out there in-ter-net

The Jonas generation's got rings
Wrapped 'round their dicks
The whole world wait's with patience for
One them boys to slip

Reflected, directed, by one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because
It might be looking back
Reflected, directed, by one simple fact
Be careful what you're looking at because
It might be looking back

In the sickly green she might have been
A girl I know, a place I've seen
In the sickly green she might have been
A fantasy that I foreseen

Yeah! Get if off, get it off online
Get it off get if off get it off online

Innocently green she might have been
A girl I know or a place I've seen
A girl I know or a place I've seen