Psychostick - Bruce Campbell lyrics

Bruce Campbell is the finest man
To grace a silver screen
All the other actors just
Degrade his noble scenes
The Oscars should award him
For his wondrous career
Hold a town parade for him
With each movie premiere

Bruce Campbell (Bruce Campbell)
We're gonna be best friends
Gonna come to your house and watch Hercules
From season 1 till the end
I'll hand you everything I own
And you'll sign it all for me
Then we'll start rehearsing for cave Alien 3

Bruce Lorne Campbell should be
Offered every lead
Imagine him as Spider-Man
A finer choice indeed
Casablanca could’ve been improved if
Campbell would’ve said
Here’s lookin’ at you…you
Primitive screw head

Bruce Campbell (Bruce Campbell)
Dert dert da dert dert dert
Gonna come to your house and put Xena on
And not sleep till it's done
I got the whole box set for
Brisco County, too
I love you and to prove it's true
I'm gonna play a kazoo

Bruce "Ash" Campbell is a truly stellar man
He bravely fought the deadites but
A chainsaw took his hand
Coincidentally, I have one I barely ever use
I’ll saw it off and ship it to the charming
Handsome Bruce

Bruce Campbell (Bruse Campbell)
I need the measurements for your chin
Gonna get me a jawbone implant
And I'm gonna be your twin
Then I'll get me a tattoo of your face
And put it right on myface
Then we'll fly into outer space and
Hey Bruce, where are you going?

Bruce Campbell (gonna find you)
You can't hide from me
I found your house on Google maps
And just watched you go pee
When I find you, I'm gonna clone you
Take your DNA against your will
I'll make 8, 000 Bruce Campbells
To build Bruce Campbellville bruce!