Psychostick - Introvert Party Time lyrics

There ain't no party like an introvert party
Cause an introvert party don't start

Now they say I'm not much of a people person
But, I know how to party

Fridge is stocked with snacks and food
Music playlist sets the mood
Got a cooler full of booze
Friday night, this weekend's mine
It's finally time to let loose
It's introvert party time
Staying home and being lame
Gonna read a book or play a video game
Dodging social obligations
Annoyed by conversations

What? Hey! You watch the sportsball game?
He hit a touchdown and found the goal basket!

Disrupted by extroverts
This one way conversation burns
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
I'm hunted down by "people people"
Before the call, my night was peaceful
A "bad connection, " the call was dropped
Cause you bring the talk
Talk talk talk talk talk

Man, you gotta come out tonight you owe
Me for leaving my birthday party!
But, I was tired you were my ride!

At the store waiting in line
Cheap tequila, salt, and lime
Texted by my friends all day
I'm giving in, I'm going out
Being social in my own way

It's introvert party time
At a barbecue playing on my phone
Sneaking out the backdoor alone
Let's get together some other day
Gonna go back home and that's where I'll

Hey man, you wanna go to a bar and
Throw darts at a circle?

Surrounded by extroverts
Small talk stalkers on high alert
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
Flanked left and right by "people people"
Before the swarm my night was peaceful
I spot the exit, it's time to walk
Cause you bring the talk
Talk talk talk talk talk

Don't leave! I'll buy you a beer!
You want Original Piss or Piss Light?
Leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone
Your quiet disinterest makes me want to
Tell you all about myself! Leave me alone
Leave me alone leave me alone
Excuse me, your zipper's down leave me alone
Leave me alone leave me alo oh
Hey whaddya doin' after this?
Let's go out to a dance club
Pay 30 bucks a drink and flop around
Leave me alone leave me alone
I don't wanna talk to you leave me alone
Leave me alone i just wanna be at home
Leave me alone leave me alone
Shouldn't have come out tonight
Wish I could block in real life

Hey, what's your name? You seem
A little uncomfortable i
Totally get it I don't like big groups either
Hey! I found this old shoe! Who wants
To take a shot out of it?
Oh fuck yeah! Right over here!

My worst fears are coming true
Boy, you gonna take a shot out of that shoe!
Panic attack anxiety

Hey, he's minding his own business! Get him!
(Fuck him up)

Surrounded by extroverts
They wanna fight, it's red alert
Assaulted by extroverts
Ow! Oww! These punches hurt
Flanked left and right by angry people
Before the brawl my night was peaceful
Knew this would happen, I had a hunch
Now they bring the punch ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

You should socialize more!
You took three hours to text me back!
It's rude to not make eye contact when
People are trying to punch you!
Should've stayed home! I wanted to!
Shut up see, this is why I don't go out