Psychostick - It's Just a Movie, Stupid lyrics

She was all alone in this imperfect world
And was very, very lonely
Nobody really understood just how she felt
Till one day she slipped on a banana peel

Then there he was, he picked her up
And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"
He was tall and dark, and strong and kind
And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was

Bullshit bullshit that would never happen

Knights in shining armor haven't been
Around since the middle ages
No one will love you till you've
Gotten through all your depression stages

Pull your head out of your ass
And go hit the StairMaster
Learn to paint, or take some yoga
'Cause your life is not a complete disaster

He's been friends with her
Since they were five
But she's in love with some other guy
He tried to get her to feel
The same way about him
But she hasn't come around yet

Her boyfriend then cheated on her with
A cheerleader and seventeen strippers
Her best friend said she's too good for him
What she needs is probably right
In front of her

She began to think 'bout the guy
Who was always there for her
And realized they were meant for each other
She looked for him, but his car broke down
So he's all alone walking in the rain
She runs after him, as she calls his name
And it was

Bullshit bullshit that would never happen

Five bucks says that she
Totally would've taken
Back the guy that cheated on her
The notion of him ever getting out
Of the friend-zone is absurd

Pull your head out of your ass
Get a life or something
Make some friends, and chase your dreams
'Cause you won't get chicks
With your low self-esteem

She walked into a party looking beautiful
He couldn't look away
Their eyes met, and it was love at first

Bullshit bullshit that would never happen

Romeo and Juliet is a fairy
Tale and nothing more
You've gotta go around and date a bunch
Of duds before you finally score

Pull your head out of your ass
There's no perfect soulmate
Let it go, 'cause movies are
Just a place to go on an average date

Pull your head out of your ass
Embrace the disappointment
Pull your head out of your ass
'Cause that movie romance is all bullshit