Psychostick - Jolly Old Sadist lyrics

Santa didn't keep his promise
So he's getting his cookies and milk no more

All I wanted to get for
Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging
But Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar
With EMGs and a whammy bar

I don't know why that's so much to ask
I was good this year
But now I'm beatin some ass because
Santa's a bastard 'cause he wouldn't give
Me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cause he didn't give me
What I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cause he won't deliver
On the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer
Like a jolly old sadist

Lies

All I wanted to get for
Christmas was a private jet
With a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year
A new liver and a truck of beer

I've been so nice and real patient too
But Kris Kringle's got a lot
Of explaining to do because

Santa's a bastard 'cause he wouldn't give
Me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cause he didn't give me
What I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cause he won't deliver
On the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer
Like a jolly old sadist

Santa brought a bunch of
Socks