Psychostick - Loathe Thy Neighbor lyrics

Picture an elderly lady peeking
Through her blinds
You wave her a friendly hello
While she glares with judging eyes
Her glasses held by chains
On pointy 1960s frames
They help her see your faults
As she's squinting with disdain
A retired English teacher with
An overwhelming fragrance
Still alive, too stubborn to die
And death don't have the patience
She has more cats than children
By an order of magnitude
And whenever she loses at bingo
She takes it out on you

Calls the cops on her rotary phone
Every time you try to mow the lawn

Close your blinds, lock your doors
(Evil wench)
I mind my business, now you mind yours
(Nosy bitch)
Keep to yourself and stay off my grass
(Cranky hag)
Now get off my porch and get off my ass
(yeah)

Get off my ass go back inside
Stay in your home leave me alone
Get off my ass (get off my ass)
Go back inside (Go back inside)
Stay in your home (Stay in your home)
Leave me alone

(Leave me alone)

Imagine a jerk in his 40s
In front of the broke down
House that he rents
Not all that bright, chugging Natural Light
Flicking cigarette butts over your fence
Screaming all day at his beat up truck
That he always fails to repair
More stains on his shirt than
Teeth in his mouth
And he doesn't seem to care
A former high school quarterback
With delusions of long past glory
Blasts '80s crap from his Pontiac
As he tells you his whole life story
He parks and blocks my driveway
Then dumps his cup of tobacco spit
Setting fireworks off after midnight?
I'm about to lose my shtemper

Mows his lawn at 2 AM (I shit you not)
He likes me, but I hate him
Deadbeat dad, he doesn't pay child support
He looks like Carl from
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (huh yeah)

Close your blinds, lock your doors
(Fucking hick)
I mind my business, now you mind yours
(Stupid douche)
Keep to yourself and stay off my grass
(Eat a dick)
Now get off my porch and get off my ass

Get off my ass go back inside
Stay in your home leave me alone
Get off my ass (get off my ass)
Go back inside (Go back inside)
Stay in your home (Stay in your home)
Leave me alone

Leave me alone leave me alone
Leave me alone leave me alone

We all hate the HOA
All the homes they look the same
The mortgage states the house belongs to me
You need to chill the fuck out
And get off of my property

Some are so friendly but
Some of them are enemies
Makes me neurotic and keeps me on guard
Battling those neighbors with
Tolerant diplomacy
Tempts me to empty my bleach on their yard

I pour bleach on your yard
(I) Spelled "bitch" on your lawn
(yeah) that's right fuck your grass
Loathe thy neighbor