Psychostick - Political Bum lyrics

I was taking a walk during my lunch break
And I came across a man in a dirty brown
Jacket covered with many political bumper
Stickers that had contradicting
Slogans he looked me right in the eye
And then he said:

Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
They bugged my lunchbox because I
Know their filthy schemes
They're going door to door
And taking everybody's jobs
The CIA gave me LSD

Political bum, Political bum
He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum
He used to be a hippie now
He lives on the streets
Striking up debates with everyone
That he meets, wow yeah
Political bum, political bum political
Political bum, political bum political

I tried to get away, but he followed me
Holding up his sign that
Said, "Will eat for food" My avoidance
Seemed to fuel his passion
And I braced myself for another
Barrage of confusing rhetoric

I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
They have a sex tape with Kim
Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
You sank my partisanship

The sun was beginning to set at this point
And I could tell that he was just getting
Warmed up insane or not
You had to admire his dedication to
His ideals whatever they are

Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
911 was an upside job
Somebody kill the fucking whales

Political bum, Political bum
He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum
Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
But, your eyes start to water
When you notice the smell, oh no

Political bum, political bum political
Political bum, political bum political

You won't never get me back on a plane
I caught herpes from the TSA
JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
Somebody give me some change

Political bum, Political bum
He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum
I see him on the corner almost everyday
I think he takes his showers at the YMCA
That's right

The YMCA, the YMCA the YMC
Political bum, political bum political
Political bum, political bum political
Political bum, political bum political