Shu-bi-dua - Dogshit In My Garden (There Is A) sangtekster (lyrics)

Ja, der er desværre ikke mere af den
Fordi vi har prøvet at blive
Berømte i udlandet det skal danskere jo
På et eller andet tidspunkt
Og vi har også forsøgt vi har været i Sverige
Og i Tyskland, og det gik overhovedet ikke så
Kom der en dag et telegram fra Jamaica, hvor
De sagde: "Come over here
Man" så spurgte jeg
Hvad vi skulle hedde derovre de foreslog
Vi skulle hedde: "Viking man and
The Viking men" og vores
Sang skulle hedde: "There is a
Dogshit in my garden"

There is a dogshit in my garden
And when I cut my grass
The dogshit is no longer in my garden
It is a-sittin' on my footsole and
Smell like a doggies ass
And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden

You can have women and
Cookies and a strawberry
But there is nothing as bad
As a doggie's shit

På Jamaica der synger de noget, og
Så svarer folk: "Oh yeah"
"Oh no" nu skal I høre

Was it a fireman? (Oh no)
Was it a brandman? (Oh no)
Was it an Otto man? (Oh no)
Was it a walkman? (Oh no)
Was it a superwoman? (Oh no)
Superwoman don't know how to shit
Was it a milky man? (Oh no)
Was it a Kellerman? (Maybe)
Was it a tissemand? (No no no no no)
Was it rabat man? (Oh no)
Was it a Doberman? (Oh yeah)

You can have women and
Cookies and a strawberry
But there is nothing as bad
As a doggie's shit you can have women and
Cookies and a strawberry
But there is nothing as bad
As a doggie's shit